The magic bullet! I’d prayed for it, long ago, back when I was a chubby girl. Why did I have to endure the slow metabolism gifted to me? Life was painful. I was bullied everywhere I went excepting church and Girl Scouts. I would wish and wish for the overactive thyroid the underfed bullies seemed to have. Fifty some years later, I got my wish.
There are times I feel as if a lamprey clings to my throat, sucking and sucking the last breath and word out of me. It is difficult to speak, swallow, think.
The warm spring season is to me oppressively hot. Everyone it seems to exult in the fair temperatures. I want to bite their heads off, this is Death Valley to me. Sensitivity to temperature is an understatement.
I have lost weight without trying. Muscle mass is being replaced with empty skin. Strands of hair clog the drain, hairbrush, carpet my bathroom floor. Brittle ends fly in the air with the Zodiac dust. One pass of a pocket comb my hair hangs lifeless as a straw broom.
I sleep in the afternoon, a fitfull thing. Perhaps I rest to get a break from the headache I’ve had for a month, maybe longer. The left eye has the sensation of a baseball bat pushing it from behind, sort of like an ice cream headache without the actual treat.
A walk uphill and my heart is pounding. It takes about four steps up to kick into overdrive, a very long time to slow down. My stomach joins in, a hammering duet of bodily discomfort. Sometimes I feel faint. The world swirls around. I grab anything tied down: the counter, staircase railing, a tree, brick wall, anything. This is not the life I expected of my body. I thought thin would be easy. Not a joyride at the carnival at all.
Look up symptoms of hypothyroidism. I have experienced all except a goiter. Two weeks from now I will have a nuclear test to get a good look see of the beast in my throat. Yippee. I wonder if I will glow in the dark. Shut off all the lights: on night of the new moon you may see me.